#BUT REALLY

[milli-moi]

Agatha Harkness… that you??

Anger was just a disguise.

[possiblyawesometmblr]

being an og mcyt stan who left for a while and then came back during the resurgence is so funny because inthelittlewood exists on two completely different planes of existence for me. my brain, for whatever reason, cannot fathom that the guy creating a narrative in which he is trapped in a death game, tormented by gods far beyond our comprehension and the knowledge that he can never again serve the king he swore himself to, is the same guy who sang screw the nether

[charmwasjess]

Lightsaber Theory: Obi-Wan "Sith Lords are Our Specialty" Kenobi consistently loses duels to Dooku not for any reason of technical form mismatch or lack of ability, but because Dooku is not even pretending to try to kill him. Resultantly, Obi-Wan can’t figure out what the fuck is going on when they fight. 

Obi-Wan: (preparing to defend an expected lethal strike) You’ll answer for your enormities, Count!

Dooku: (giving him the lightest love tap on the leg) Don’t be so sure, my special good lineage baby boy, so perfect in my eyes. 

Obi-Wan: …What?

Dooku: What?

Which Dooku and Obi-Wan proud lineage moment is even the most unhinged? There are so many to choose from! Is it Dooku’s frequent inability, both in AotC and TCW, to keep from spontaneously gushing about Sidious’s plans and even his own dark secrets to Obi-Wan?? Is it the time in Labyrinth of Evil where Dooku drags a long-suffering, bored Grievous over to watch a holorecording of Anakin and Obi-Wan thwarting his plans yet again, to point out how beautifully they’re working together as a team and how much he likes watching their lightsaber work evolve? Is it in the recent Brotherhood novel, where Obi-Wan just has to casually namedrop Qui-Gon to get Dooku to do exactly what he wants?

Obi-Wan is a big problem for Sidious in his mission to destabilize and corrupt Anakin, and Sidious knows it. He needs him out of the picture to do the same isolating, evil bullshit that worked so well when ensnaring Dooku himself. But the war has been going on for years now, and guess who remains inconveniently alive? And whose job was that to take care of? Oh yeah. I remember. His useless, Padawan assassin-collecting apprentice: fucking Count Dooku. By the time of RotS, Sidious has specifically ordered Dooku to make fucking sure Obi-Wan is dead only for him to completely ignore the command about a half-dozen times.

Going by the Stover RotS novelization, in the same scene where Dooku also literally refers to Obi-Wan as his fucking grandson actually, add that to our earlier list, Sidious reiterates that KILL OBI-WAN is the plan (over the sound of Dooku’s loud complaining) moments before that final duel.  I kind of wish we’d gotten a shot of Sidious's incredulous, enraged expression as Dooku knocks Obi-Wan unconscious and pins him safely out of the way. He is, once again, going out of his way to not kill Obi-Wan in that duel, and this time directly disobeying his Master to his face after they just had a conversation about it. You just know exactly what Sidious must be thinking at that moment. Oh, Dooku. You are so fucking fired.

[letsmakethenaughtylistt]

post nut clarity? oh, you mean cumming to your senses.

[minothtime]

Yeah, figured it would be something like this!

(Mild linguistics/internet sociolinguistics rant below)

Internet slang is NOT integrated within Google's neural-based machine translation (MT), mostly due to how neural MTs work, but I won't get into such a long and unnecessary explanation.

Now, taking it to my area of expertise. When I saw the verb 吸 I IMMEDIATELY saw the problem. Japanese has the same character for the same verb/concept: 吸う (suu), and it has many times led to terrible mistranslations in media. Because 吸う means to breathe (also used as "smoke" as in "smoke a cigarette"), but it also means to suck. And given the context, Google's MT would USUALLY say "breathe"... unless the verb has a direct object attached to it. Because "to breathe" is not normally used as a transitive verb, but "to suck" is. And "breathing in" is usually accompanied of something else, so...

All in all, this is a pretty understandable situation all around. English sentences and references typically used in online spaces (you slayed, screaming and crying and throwing up, no crumbs left, right in front of my salad, etc.) are as unintelligible to non-English speakers as this one is to English speakers.

If you are going to participate in a non-English internet space, make sure to ask around or double check any strange sentences you come across before responding! It's courtesy!! I'm not gonna go into a Spanish-speaking site and get all up in arms if someone sends me a video of a random blonde lady screaming! Because usually it's a reference! It's a reaction! So let's treat everyone with respect and not trust machine translation blindly, because it is and always will be imperfect - especially when it comes to internet slang.

[wis-art]

Not a big fan of capitalism

[starry-mang0s]

Perfect physique for piggyback rides :>

[s0fthunny]

she’s so me

[oifaaa]

Wait shit just thought of something

(If you're about to comment any of the other bats just know you are wrong)

[the-w0lvierine]

She’s in the kitchen, preparing making spaghetti for their dinner. The meat and sauce is cooking on low, it wasn’t going to be ready for at least another hour, and the noodles were set to the side to boil when the meat was really done. So she hums to herself, looking for rosemary seasonings in the cabinet, but her foot kicks a box, the one with 30 catnip that was delivered anonymously, and she looks over her shoulder at Logan’s closed room where he was taking his catnap.

*Logan is indeed asleep, though the smell of food will probably wake him up soon (she doesn't have long to decide whether to do it or not)*

[emotionaldisaster909]

Whoever decided to animate Hua Cheng’s movement like this

deserves an award

because it’s so freaking sick

and beautifully unique to him with this vibrant, glowing red

and it’s also so cool to see him use his ACTUALLY ghost BY THE WAY power

like MMMMHHH🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

what if ghost busters theme but sexy

[tsukiglitch]

Doodles of Kaeya in any but his OG clothing(because I suck at drawing it)

I love his design so much, but damn is it hard to draw.

dress in less complicated clothing, please :']

[mewnia]

*kicks the door open* Alright you guys I have now played Tales of Berseria AND Final Fantasy 16 and here are my notes—

Spoiler here:

[nazurabbit]

vivinos trying to add that small cute baby tillmizi moment near the end like we arent all collectively destroyed

[wingedblooms]

The acotar fandom when Sarah and BB post anything that isn’t a new book announcement: